1.30.2007
I Miss Rap. Rap Today Is Not Good.
So much music today is focused on crap. People sound like they really didn't even have to put work in!
6 easy steps to creating a hip hop track that will make you short term money and will also will get you forgotten in a year!
Step 1: Get a bunch of your boys together who act just like you.
Step 2: Remember back to that time when you last were in the club.
Step 3: Imagine having a dope ride, but never actually have rode in it. This will get you excited and will make you want to sing about it.
Step 4: Pretend that you are the person you know that sells drugs.
Step 5; Also pretend to have a shit load of diamonds. Oh wait I think diamonds are for women, nevermind, if your a guy ignore this, becuase we all know a whole track about wearing diamonds could only come from a women.
Step 6: This last step is important. Get a real easy made beat (like one that took 5 minutes to make). This won't cost much money and it will be a real catchy tune.
Now get out their and make some RAP music!
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